Is Breast Milk the New Botox?

When I found out that that breast milk facials are a thing now, my first two thoughts as a nursing mom were: A) Is this some kinky fetish sort of thing? and B) How much should I start charging? As it turns out, the beauty treatments are being offered at a legit spa called Mud in Chicago, which sources screened liquid gold from a local milk bank as a $10 add-on for clients looking to get their skin as smooth as a baby’s butt.